just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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