I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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