I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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