yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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