Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just cropdusted the office
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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