I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My hand turned me down
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The feeling are messing with the penis
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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