I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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