She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
