We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
PANTIES FOUND
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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