I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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