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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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