I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Randomize
