Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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