WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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