Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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