Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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