If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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