Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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