Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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