That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize