I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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