...so i touched it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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