You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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