Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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