called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you win again, gameday.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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