I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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