I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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