i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im holly from the hills drunk
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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