I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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