Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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