I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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