mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
