i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
As shirtless as possible
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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