i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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