Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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