the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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