fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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