me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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