i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I understand Curling. That high.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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