Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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