So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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