i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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