it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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