Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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