my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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