i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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