Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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