Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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