too bad you live with your parents still
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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