State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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