He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I supernannyed him into submission
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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