I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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