god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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