is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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