Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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