like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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